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Thoughts on 90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After? season 9, episode 17

Time for adventures!

  1. Matt, stop calling your baby "it"
  2. Matt is not the wisest
  3. I mean, yes, Gino, you should get a divorce
  4. So, Gino, why did you divorce your first wife again? (He then explains that they just grew apart, but forgive me if I don't believe that)
  5. Gino, you know she's pregnant and you still want her deported?
  6. Aha Julia and Brandon seem to be having fun on their adventures
  7. I hope the order that they show the countries Julia and Brandon visited is not the actual order they went to countries in because that'd be wild
  8. Wait, why didn't they sell Julia's apartment?
  9. What is this robe Brandon is wearing?
  10. Loren, it does say "Do Not Disturb"
  11. Matt seems to be getting more aware?
  12. Yikes Darcey and Georgi are toxic af
  13. I'm actually glad that I know that Julia and Brandon have had their baby otherwise I would've been a lot more tense during this part of the season
  14. Wait, has Matt told his family about Jasmine and the baby yet? Or is Jasmine going to full on give birth and Matt's family not even know she exists?
  15. Brandon, I think your parents actually might lectur eyou on being in a financial bind while expecting a child
  16. "They gain a status" is a weird way to say it, Brandon
  17. Well, Brandon, you've already been hiding the pregnancy so won't your parents already be offended?
  18. Libby, you did say your warning to Yara about Loren on camera, so like what does it matter if Jovi told Loren?
  19. Baba Yaga is not the same as Bigfoot (I believe)
  20. Um, did the Sasquatch tour guide say he sometimes heard screaming at campsites and just figured that Sasquatch had come to eat them?
  21. Maybe Libby saw Mothman
  22. Those claw marks are so fake
  23. Ah so Georgi might want kids
  24. Omg baby Matilda is here!
  25. Wow, Gino is so vindictive
  26. Next time Brandon and Julia finally get ready to tell people about the pregnancy (at 5 months)
  27. Next time Gino dwells on the past
  28. Next time Gino learns about Matilda
  29. Next time Gerogi feels pressure to have kids
  30. Next time Jovi confronts Andrei for some reason?
  31. Next time Matt's mom worries about Matt, Jasmine, and (maybe) Matilda going to Hell
  32. Next time Jasmine wants to be accepted
  33. Next time Matt proposes with string
  34. Next time looks great
  35. Can't wait!

(Prompt by me)

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