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Thoughts on 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days season 8, episode 5

Time for some relationship-focused conversations!

  1. I still think Sheena and Forrest are cute together (so far)
  2. Ah, Forrest is too big for this country's shopping
  3. Omg, like wear whatever underwear you want, Forrest, but I never need to know what style of underwear someone on this show is wearing
  4. Sheena does seem to exclude some key details, but, personally, I think (at this point) that she is really under the thumb of her overbearing parents
  5. Lisa, ew, I don't need to know this
  6. Lisa, if Daniel isn't it...just have a nice vacation!
  7. Jovon, do you not find it odd that you're married but have never met your wife?
  8. Hrm Anna seems to have withdrawn a bit
  9. Hrm Jovon wants someone submissive, huh?
  10. Wait, Laura and Birkan made out? When?
  11. I feel like the doctor should've checked with Laura about sharing the photos (although, maybe he did it off-screen)
  12. Okay, Molly, if Forrest doesn't want to go to a strip club, he doesn't need to go to a strip club
  13. Dev, I HIGHLY doubt that a strip club has the best hamburgers
  14. Molly does need to treat Forrest like an adult
  15. Yeah, Jovon, it is wild...it's almost like you shouldn't be able to marry someone you've never met
  16. Honestly, Laura, that surgery seems suspiciously cheap
  17. Emma...you and Ziad should not get married (hot take, I know)
  18. Emma, you are being evasive
  19. Okay, to be fair Anna, Jovon was traveling for 33 hours (but, yes, boots was an odd choice)
  20. I mean, I understand Molly being concerned, but trapping Forrest in the Philippines seems like a stretch
  21. Wow Daniel and Lisa really did eat each other's faces
  22. Of course Daniel is proposing ASAP
  23. Next time Stig dedicates a song to Aviva
  24. Next time Forrest travels with Sheena to meet her family and she suggests Forrest hasn't saved anything (but I thought that was her?)
  25. Next time Lisa tells Daniel to shower and put a condom on
  26. Next time Emma talks about marriage with Ziad's friends (family?)
  27. Next time Ziad tells his friends (family?) Emma is a liar
  28. Next time Jovon tells Anna she's unhinged
  29. Next time Rick says Trisha has lied to him for four months (even though he definitely cheated on Trisha with an ex)
  30. Next time Birkan reveals he's broke to Laura

(Prompt by me)

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