Time for some new/renewed connections?
- Of course you made these plans without telling Daniel, Lisa
- Lisa...give him up
- Hey, Lisa, are you going to tell Daniel that you STILL haven't told him everything?
- Lisa, since you've revealed ON TELEVISION that you lied to Daniel (though you're still holding back information that will matter to Daniel), I don't think it's that crazy that Daniel wants you to tell his uncle directly before anything airs
- Daniel, it is a trap
- Oop Lisa just revealed that she doesn't have much more money left
- "Mount Boobs"? So much for "mature" and "philosophical" Birkan
- For all of my concerns about Birkan, he does pick out awesome date ideas (Ephesus looks awesome)
- Birkan, are you surprised that she's concerned about your massive amount of debt?
- Although, Birkan is right to be concerned about Laura's feelings for Michal not being 100% platonic
- Wow, I somehow already forgot how revealing Elise's dress was
- Elise...does that joke about two boyfriends hold a nugget of truth?
- These are some fun horse names
- Joshua, if the race isn't important...why did we rush Elise for it at all?
- Oof, Elise, don't joke about Australia being "Third World"
- Joshua...this is a weird toast (which Elise notices)
- Uh, maybe Joshua shouldn't get drunk since he is the driver?
- Poor Anna's cat!
- Ugh, can we get an episode without a mention of poop?
- Like, yeah Jovon, that's how you do it
- Jovon, this breakfast looks great (okay, he does seem to appreciate it)
- Yeah, I do get why Anna's mom is skeptical
- Wait, Jovon, hasn't even applied for a visa yet? (Did we know this already?)
- Of course Emma told possible riad folks that she'd just gotten dumped
- Emma, if I was you, I'd just enjoy my time left in Morocco solo
- I mean, Ziad did leave Emma with a production crew (not alone)
- That said, block this man if he's sending shit like that
- Emma, nothing good ever comes after "don't be mad, but"
- Ah maybe we'll meet Mohammed
- Oop it seems like Emma is bad at picking guys
- Okay so the producers are definitely encouraging Emma to get in meet up with Mohammed
- Wait, how long were Emma and Mohammed together? I'd thought just months, but she just said years (I think)?
- Rick, Trisha asks SO LITTLE of you
- Hey, Rick, what HAVE you done for Trisha?
- Laura, in Michal's defense, it DID seem like you'd okay'ed Michal coming to Turkey (from what I recall)
- But, Laura, Michal is more than your friend
- I mean, Laura, it was wine, right? A shot of wine is not a big deal (IMO)
- Although, she does make a good point that it isn't really how you do a wine tasting
- Birkan, is dating Laura a worse mistake than your massive gambling debt?
- I don't always understand Elise, but I do get wanting to shower and crash after traveling for 40 hours
- Sorry, Chris, did you say "The Moaning Lisa"?
- Uh, yeah, Elise is being remarkably chill about the picture of Chris above Joshua's ed
- Okay, Elise wanting a steamer is not that wild (nor is her wanting there to be more than 1 towel when 3 adults are staying in the apartment)
- Elise, intentionally being a tease is a CHOICE
- Lisa, it is a spider (and you should only be worried if the spider is venomous)
- Oop, Lisa, there are venomous spiders in the US too, ya know
- DANIEL! DID YOU KICK THE SPIDER AT LISA? (I would hate you forever if you did that to me)
- But, uh, Lisa, that spider was much smaller than any tarantula I've ever seen
- Uh, Jovon, can you just not leave your dirty clothes on the floor?
- Oof these pedicure technicians are NOT having Jovon's take on his and Anna's relationship
- Hey, Jovon, that being all of your idea is not the flex you think it is
- Anna, leave Jovon (seems like she is, but I honestly doubt that they're 100% done at this point)
- Ah so Laura has learned nothing about Birkan wanting a heads up about Michal-related activities
- Laura, this is clearly your fantasy
- I'M SORRY...did Birkan just ask Michal if he likes violence?
- Hey, Michal, you do know that Laura can pick neither of you, yes?
- Hey, Lisa, remember how you're STILL HIDING stuff from Daniel?
- So, Lisa, this bike ride WOULD be cute if you two weren't both toxic (and, at this point Lisa, you are the more toxic one)
- Daniel, did you not see where Lisa was going with her spiel about same sex marriage being legal in the US?
- Lisa, you have been lying to Daniel SO MUCH (while I do think it's a red flag how he feels about homosexuality, Lisa did already know how he felt and kept dating him)
- Next time Joshua introduce Elise to his hot female friends
- Next time Elise talks about Joshua's lady friend having a financial hold on him
- Next time Forrest and Sheena FINALLY meet with a lawyer
- Next time Anna is upset
- Next time (maybe) Rick finally meets Trisha's family (this has been a tease for several episodes)
(Prompt by me)
90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days, TLC
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