Time for some surprising allegiances.
- Marissa, Edward is hot...he doesn't need this coaching
- Also, you two don't HAVE to match outfits
- Marissa, sorry, I do think the dudes would be perfectly happy talking to Edward about just baseball for the first time they meet
- Marissa! Maybe try speaking in Spanish and see how "intellectually stimulated" you can make Edward. Like fuck off
- Wait, wait, Catie's family is in her life?
- Also, Catie, you told Josh you didn't have a favorite chicken, but there was an evil one who plucked out your favorite chicken's feathers...girl...
- Josh, your accent is fine
- Wait, Catie and Josh haven't talked about religion yet?
- Also, this could just be the edit, but I do not think we've seen Catie talk about religion, being Lutheran, or even God this whole season
- Catie, I will say that Josh traveling may take longer cause of visa stuff so I get his stress
- Also, like, yeah, Catie, you may have some issues with traveling because of your OCD, but maybe Josh has travel anxiety?
- Hey, Debby, you have to have serious conversations with your fiancé
- Uhhh, Mido? Pretty sure that's a) not the right line and b) you are giving serial killer
- Mido...wild aspirations
- Mido, in order to stay in the US, you do have to get married
- I do agree that Rasit has to accept that at least at this guy's party, Brandon will be invited
- That said, Mallorie could've phrased that to him more gently
- Mallorie, I will say that prenups are not always considered "normal" in the US
- Also, bro, the women weren't whispering
- I will also tell everyone that prenups can be fair--they do not have to be predatory
- I think Maxwell's mom is being pretty reasonable
- Also, Ashia, I do agree that if reducing his acne is something Maxwell cares about that's great to support him in, but I also agree with Maxwell's mom that changing his eyeballs is wild
- Shea, that's called a hangover
- I do love that Shea said Anabelle attends mass "religiously"
- You can't tell me that in all of Kentucky there isn't a Catholic church
- Hey, Allison and Shea, it's weird for a parent and a child to be "drinking buddies"
- Anabelle, how did you not have this reaction when you just saw the church from the outside?
- Anabelle, aren't Catholic masses notoriously long too?
- Catie, are they rule followers who judge you or who are just doing what makes them happy?
- Catie, I'm worried that you went to murder when your mom said you'd hurt somebody one day
- Okay, there is a difference, Catie's mom (Deborah?), between being a lot and aggressively and repeatedly trying to make out with people who constantly say no
- Catie, how is just now the first time you've thought you need to alter your behavior when Josh was upset about Ryan before he even came to the states?
- Hey, Rod, what 12 year old do you know running off to elope?
- Ah so we have confirmation that Ashia and Maxwell have not been having sex
- Lol I love how Rod is like, "Fine! I'll come!" and then Ashia is like, "Perfect, so you also have to help my sisters get here"
- I do respect Brandon weighing in on this just based on his opinion and not his feelings about Rasit
- That said, Mallorie and Rasit can come up with a prenup that makes sense for both of them
- Welp, Rasit and Brandon are working on becoming bros
- Rasit is right that Brandon's dislike of him doesn't seem to be because Rasit is from Türkiye
- Marissa, you haven't even been to a rodeo
- Marissa, have you tried adapting to any of Edward's culture or social standards?
- Yeah, Marissa, I'm not sure you're ready to be a good partner to Edward
- Ah, okay, Shea did ask if Allison wanted to try a Catholic church
- That said, Anabelle can still go to a Catholic church...she doesn't have to change that
- Allison! You can't say that Anabelle has a rude face!
- Oof Anabelle maybe shouldn't have called Allison a brat to her face on camera, but Anabelle has not been changing everything and, Allison, your relationship with your dad is off in some way I can't put my finger on
- Also, Allison, Anabelle has made SO MANY changes
- Hey, Debby, quick question--where were the ups?
- Wouldn't Mido want a Muslim ceremony?
- I do like this chapel
- Why does Mido now want to go home?
- Also, how is Mido's dad doing?
- I don't quite get why Debby is having this extreme of a reaction
- Next time Mallorie goes wedding dress shopping
- Next time maybe Mallorie brings up not wanting to have kids (I think I'm remembering a plot point from earlier in the season correctly)?
- Next time Rini blames Paula for not knowing the history of how involved she was in raising Thomas over his biological mother, but that is Thomas's fault
- Next time Ashia's family makes it to Nigeria, but somehow they don't know that Ashia and Maxwell are getting married?
- Next time Catie's mom tells Josh he needs to accept Jesus
- Next time we get to see Marissa's wedding dress
- Next time Marissa questions if she and Edward should get married
(Prompt by me)

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