Fifteen Minutes of Scrawl

 Will we meet Georgi in person this episode? Darcey...therapy is a great idea for you Stacey brought so much stuff for such a short trip Was Florian saying he could fix the construction sites? I love that both Florian and Stacey are in camo Florian, honestly, Stacey knows better than you how to join in New York City Wait...men aren't allowed to live in the house...even if they get married? Stacey, you don't know how to turn off the wipers? Why is it not possible to fix it later? I'm surprised to see Florian have this much emotion Darcey, aren't your kids old enough to be at dance class without you? I love how much the other moms want to ignore Darcey Oh thank goodness Darcey is going to therapy So when is Florian meeting Stacey's kids? Ah Florian likes to talk to old people...that's why he likes Stacey Oh man it's COVID. It's actually really interesting to see the first rumblings of COVID start to pop up in reality TV I think Darcey is scared of losing S...

 Is it too much to ask to watch Paul get punched in the face? Who is Heather? Hey a fellow Smith! Larissa wants to be like a blow up doll? Eric, did you think surgery wasn't risky? Karine is smart to go see a lawyer Yikes this is the first time she's gone somewhere without Paul? So pretty much Karine needs to leave without Paul knowing Wow the florist is beautiful It's so weird to see these sweet moments between Angela and Michael because they also have such terrible ones What does Angela have in her bra now? How come we always miss the biggest fights? I appreciate that Kalani's mom is up front and honest about her own marriage Oh right, Colt is now living with Vanessa and making goo-goo eyes at her Jess's hair really is a beautiful color This cat cafe is so poorly decorated Sounds like Colt sent a ton of unsolicited dick pics Oh man this trip is probably when Jess meets up with Larissa Colt...you're going to take her home before you tell her Vanessa is there? C...

 Every episode I ask myself, "Will this be the episode Brittany tells Yazan that she's married?" So let's find out. Omg baby party will be so cute Oof that is a sad backstory for a party I love how they both realize their moms are a lot Deavan, now isn't the time to talk about what you think of cooking This translator is doing them dirty I like that Ari's mom likes Biniyam Ari, I still get confused that you call Biniyam baby when you're having a baby Ari, right now it's just for two weeks (although, she is pregnant so hormones are gonna be crazy) Kenny...I feel like meat from the head is pretty self explanatory Kenny doesn't eat guacamole??? Kenny, did you seriously not look up how to ask where the bathroom is? Kenny...how have you not seen bathrooms like this? Have you never been to a gas station? I love Armando teasing him about his age Kenny...you're a dad...you've stood in pee before Also, Kenny, why not just go pee in the street? Oof I...

 Okay maybe this episode is double trouble because it's the second one. Am I funny yet? Is it too much to ask Darcey and Stacey to swap places at least once during this show? Okay, take a shot every time someone says "protector" or some form of "protect" I wonder if Florian wants kids Florian's town looks beautiful I feel like 8 visits over the course of 5 years isn't enough...but maybe they went elsewhere too? Hey model and Instagram influencer is a solid job choice for 90 dayers How do you love someone if you can't communicate? I mean...Stacey...so far he's only seen an airport...it can't feel that different than other places Florian does seem pretty reserved Stacey just wants to get it on in the parking lot Wow Florian ate her face Darcey's dad is cute Yeah describing Darcey as Amy Poehler in Mean Girls feels accurate Take a shot Ah we've met Reina before Are Darcey and Stacey that different? Stacey is grounded? Also take a shot wh...

 Aaaaand...I'm caught up! My god, Ramona, a lot of stuff causes anger...I don't think Googling helps Ramona, you intentionally sent the anger article to the group text? I can't believe Ramona can't see why this might be upsetting to Dorinda I love Dorinda's pants Ramona, how are you blaming Luann for this??? Ramona...I don't think Dorinda is worse than your father who specifically wrote in his will that he left you nothing Pooping in your robe and on the floor is disgusting I doubt the wine is bad, Ramona I love how Leah is upset that she wasn't on the bad text thread Ramona, you choose to make things difficult I mean, I think they only need Sonja to close the door for the shot...because the camera crew also has to exit I do fully support Ramona going to therapy Ramona's therapist is very attractive No one likes feeling bad, Ramona Enrique is cute I do wonder where the communication fell through here... It's so harsh to say you don't like your ki...

 I'm so close to be caught up and I didn't even realize this season wasn't over already! I love that Dorinda is waking the other ladies up by saying there are hot trainers Dorinda's shirt says "spiritual gangster" and it's too much I love that Luann has them kiss her hand Yeah like...why are people not understanding that Sonja and Leah have some work to do? Leah was here first...you all could've picked somewhere else to eat Yeah don't bring up menopause Sonja...you are so wrong about the Salem witch trials These men were fully vetted beforehand and I know this because they already agreed to be on camera Poor Dorinda Making yourself have diarrhea is not healthy, Leah Sonja, you are also always in heat Get it, Leah Dorinda shouldn't have coffee right now, Ramona Why did you film Leah making out, Ramona? Isn't a stag a male deer? It's pronounced se-no-tay, not se-no-toe Ah yeah Leah would want to be the more dominating one The group share ...

 "Back on the Hump" is a great episode title "Ramona really needs to keep my vagina out of her mouth" Ramona, what did Dorinda do to you? Ramona is not normal Dear lord, Sonja, do you not look are your medicines' instructions? I did miss what Dorinda said to Luann, but I'm sure they'll tell me again Yes, Ramona, most emotions become a problem when you can't control them So I guess Leah and Ramona actually made up Dorinda, if you didn't want to ride a camel...why did you arrange this? I love flashback footage of Luann's Moroccan camel ride Please stop making innuendos about the camels Luann and this guy make good dance partners This guy has lots of drink carrying tricks "Criminals have dicks just like anybody else" But yeah assuming they're criminals is racist "You smell it, you like it, you go for it" I love Luann making an absolute fool of herself in that light up shawl I also love Dorinda making a fool out of herself...