Fifteen Minutes of Scrawl

So, full disclosure, I did watch this already before re-watching to write this post, but that should tell you how into this show I am. The narration is so close to the mocking voice in which I read the description of this episode I wonder how the Mormon Church feels about this show When I heard about Mary and her grandpa I at first hoped her grandma was a cougar and he hadn't been in her life a long time...but there are photos of her as a little girl sitting on his knee I would love a man who cooks like Jen's husband "In Utah, I'm black because they don't know any better." BURN Uh, Jen, what did you do for the breakfast? I love how Jen and her husband don't even agree on if their 24 year old son should get a job The brothers are clearly close and I love it I'm glad that Jen left Mormonism when she found out how they didn't let Black people in for a long time "As-Salaam-Alaikum, bitches" Jen, you cannot contract AIDS from kissing Jen's...

 I think we get to see Lidia again in this episode. Wow Chantel's family is traveling in early COVID days Wait Chantel knew that Angenette had a miscarriage and that Royal suspects/ed that she cheated? Wait Royal and Chantel are really close? They seemed to be at odds Chantel, Angenette and Royal are already legally married so what does another wedding actually change things? Nicole, is there a good time to tell your mom something that is going to piss her off? Nicole, can't you just be happy that you graduated? Does Lidia not know that she's a tough mom? Lidia, it's so harsh to tell Nicole that she's not actually his girlfriend, she's just a fling Man Lidia is really going to lose it when she finds out Alejandro is still married Chantel, how could you not tell Pedro that you were on the same flight as the rest of your family? Angenette is being very thoughtful preparing transportation for them all "Boots on the grooound. It's going doooown." Karen...

 I'm excited for tonight! When Brittany says "I'm not going back" I'm not 100% sure she's talking about Jordan...I actually thought she meant to a darker time in her life Nice dramatic shot of the car Yazan, did you really expect Brittany to thank Allah? Yazan looks ragged Yazan, why do you want Brittany? She's bad to you and not at all what you're looking for? Brittany is planning on going to Jordan to party...sure Britttany, what money did you spend? Yazan paid for your ticket Ari, Biniyam needs to work Ari seems rightly exhausted Ari...I can't tell if you want more support or not. You seem to want it but then people are there to help and you seem annoyed I don't think Wish was trying to be mean to Ari, I think she was just telling the truth It does look like that Jihoon has stepped up Oh dear, this is when Deavan miscarried  Aw Jihoon is thoughtful here Melyza does seem to be excited to see Cheesestick's family Melyza's plan seems to...

This is to the tune of "I'm Every Woman." Whatever you vote, whatever you poll Anything you want done, baby We'll do it lawfully So count every ballot (every ballot) They're all needed, they're all needed, yeah! Count every ballot, they're all needed Anything you want done, baby, we'll do it lawfully Count every ballot, they're all needed I can read your votes right now Every state from A to Z (whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa) I can add tallies, see, but have rallies Find yes every batch, any errors we'll catch Anytime you feel danger or fear Then finally wins will appear 'cause Count every ballot, they're all needed Anything you want done, baby, we'll do it lawfully (Whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa) I can sense your needs Like rain unto the seeds I can make a rhyme of confusion of news shows And when it comes down to some good old-fashioned truth We'll get it, we'll get it, we'll get it, get it, baby baby Count every ball...

Today and the coming days are likely to be rough. So be sure you're taking care of yourself whether that means being tapped into the live results or not. Vote (if you haven't) Make a list of things that are soothing to you. This way you have that list ready when you're feeling overwhelmed (the self care non-political tips go from 2-9, so if you don't want to see the political ones stop there) Make a plan for food. I have ordered a pizza to arrive but perhaps that means prepping food now or even just putting post-its on your frozen dinners so you don't have to think about it, you just grab and go. Consider which apps stress you out and mute or outright delete them (I feel like Twitter is a good example here). Have an app that can be helpful but sometimes not? Consider making a new profile with stricter filters. For instance, I have an Instagram for my dog which just follows dog and animal related things so it's soothing to look at. You can make one that just foll...

 So glad to have this stress reliever the day before the election. Royal's voice reminds me of a muppet Alejandro's voice is very sexy to me Are we going to get to the part where Alejandro got married just for a visa? Ah well it seems like he didn't get married for a visa, but is getting divorced But yes let's have another show where people overreact to someone's divorce taking a while Alejandro, you can't expect them to not have more questions Chantel, Nicole didn't ruin this marriage Chantel is so rude. "They can do bad together" Pedro's mom is going to flip Chantel's hood is gigantic Nicole, if you didn't want Pedro do find out you should've told him yourself or told Alejandro not to tell him Aha now we finally find out about Pedro's dad Yikes, it hurts to find out that you're the other family I love how Pedro is hyperfocused on the painted beard Nicole, because this is all on TV, you do need to tell your mother Chantel h...

This season is going to have so many episodes because for a while they just chopped episodes in half. I do support Ari not circumsizing Avi Ari's overwhelmed Oh Deavan...what if we don't stereotype people without homes? "Has Jihoon always been irresponsible with money?" Welp sounds like yes "Just trash life" Deavan...it's just porn...you do Only Fans so idk why you're judging Sumit...you can't convince your parents Also, why is Jenny here if there are still so many hurdles? Oh god I feel bad for Sumit's dad having to borrow from everyone he knows as well as a bank to pay Sumit's ex-wife Sumit, your soon-to-be-ex-wife's family is allowed to be mad I was not expecting Sumit's divorce to actually happen Brittany is not even in Jordan...how can Yazan and Brittany be living together? I do believe Yazan and Brittany have had sex but the rest of that is insane Yazan's younger brother is hot I want Yazan and Brittany to break up so ba...